August 20, 2009

- Jokes : [TENSION] Part 2 -

Done as requested. Kena marah for not updating sooner.
Some more scenarios from our class
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During a lesson,
We were free to do our own stuff.
Our teacher was still there.

XXX wanted to pass something to Boon.
Out of nowhere, she said, "BAH-BOON" *baboon*

When she initially wanted to say "Nah, Boon..." (Here, Boon)
What's worse? Our teacher has almost the exact same name.
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During class,
My friends and I were trying to discuss something,
(While the teacher was teaching, our bad)
But Sir Yap turned around, and scolded,
"I AM HERE. WHY WON'T YOU ASK ME, YOU ASK THEM???"

"Are we THAT bad until cannot answer any of the questions ourselves?"
Sir Yap : Ok lorrrr. You all do yourselves lorr. *Merajuk pula*
Vyn : BUT!!! IF you wanna teach then teach lorrrrrrrrr~~~
Sir Yap : ...........

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Because of the H1N1 outbreak.
A lot of people are wearing masks.

One of our teacher keeps on saying,
"DON'T BE AFRAID OF IT!
IT WON'T KILL YOU ONE!
I'M NOT AFRAID OF IT,
WHY SHOULD YOU!?"


About 2 weeks later,
HE walks pass, wearing a mask...
*Points to him*
"WAHAHAHAHAHA!"



Trying to explain himself,
"I AM SICK OKAY~~~" , he "claims"
*I'm so failing my paper*

"Class, I will see the doctor later, if he says that I should rest at home,
Then, do your own things when I'm not in"


"Ok lah Sir, go rest at home, It's okay~~ Good byeeeee"
*waves*

Sir : =.=

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We were concentrating extra hard during Maths class.
A teacher came knocking on the door,
"I won't be coming in later, The Principal is coming. Do your own things ok"

As he walks away,
Student One : Aiya!! Die!! Our Class is so dirty!!?!
Student Two : Oh ya! The windows. And the drawers~
Student Three : We'll just blame the afternoon students, no worries~
Student Four : We should break the fan so that the principal will approve on an air-con for our class!
Students : *blaaaaaaah*

Math Teacher : Hello........... Class? Can we please get back to our lesson, now??

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Sir : Aiyoo, you guys arhh... So lazy one. Back then, everywhere we went, we sure study one, holding books even on the bus to school.
Student : But....... Back then, you didn't have Facebook.
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Student One, the class's pengacau. (You know who)
Was walking around, searching for his next unlucky victim.
And landed beside Student Two, who was doing her homework.
Student One : XXX~~ Apa masalah kau?
Student Two : Kaulah masalah ku.
Student One : ...............................
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This is 6 Upper Active 2009's version of Do-Re-Mi.

Do, a deer a female deer.
Re, a *mumbles* ................... SUUUUNNN~~~
Mi, a name I call myself.
Fa, a looong looong way to ruuuuunnnn!
So, a *blah blah blah blah blaaaaaaaaah~
La, a .... err.... How arhh?
Ti, a.... er.....aiyoooo~ =.=
And it brings us back to Do Do Do Do...

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Little known facts that teachers and students,
And probably the whole world's population of the definition "WEEK"

Monday - Engine of the brain still rusted from the weekends.
Tuesday - The momentum is coming back.
Wednesday -The engine is rolling full force.
Thursday - Still speeding through.
Friday - Weekends are coming. Screw work.
Saturday - Lie motionless on the bed.
Sunday - Alarm Clock thrown across the room.

How do you define your week?


It's zee holidays peeps.
Let's get the party started. =)