March 21, 2010

- Jokes : 21 Things You Are Tempted To Try -

BUT CAN'T.
MOSTLY CAUSE THEY ARE EITHER ILLEGAL OR VERY UNHEALTHY.
OR YOU COULD BE ASSAULTED.
  1. Bug spray can be deadly to humans too.
  2. Earthworms tastes like chicken.
  3. Slap a random stranger in public.
  4. Scream bloody murder in a shopping mall.
  5. Run fast and looking back screaming, "Omg, RUN!!!"
  6. Feeding chocolates to your neighbor's annoying dog.
  7. Letting go of the steering wheel when driving.
  8. Suck on one spaghetti til it ends, without chewing.
  9. Dress up like Lady Gaga in public.
  10. Drink steaming hot soup incredibly fast.
  11. Send virus to everyone on your MSN list.
  12. Open a can of drink, take a sip. Put it back on the aisle.
  13. Smudge your lipstick on the insides of all the clothes you try on in the mall.
  14. Ask the annoying saleslady for help on something. Then when she looks away, RUN.
  15. Answer every phone call with a "Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
  16. Poke your mom or dad on the face when they're giving you a lecture.
  17. Sms someone who has a crush on you, saying, "I love you". Then send another "Oops, Wrong number"
  18. Put on heavy make up and act like your drunk in public.
  19. Finish eating an ice-cream cone in under a minute.
  20. Order 'Kopi O Peng, tak mau ais'.
  21. When you see a cute/hot guy coming your way, trip and wait for him to help you. Don't be stupid. Make sure the pain is worth it. 


I did this list much faster than the one before.
That's cause I full of these kinda crappy stuff. :)


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