- Jokes : [TENSION] Part 3 -

Ideas came flooding back again. =)

When I was revising for the trials,
I've thought about something.

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WHY GIRLS HAVE A HARDER TIME
CONCENTRATING WHEN THEY'RE STUDYING

REASON ONE.
Girls. We have long hair.
We're bound to be caught with our hands in our hair.
Be it playing, tying, twisting, pony-tailing. Or well, ... flirting? =p


REASON TWO.
Girls. We need chocolate.
Most girls I know have cravings for chocolates like, everyday.
So you see, when we're bored. We'll eat.
What do we eat? Chocolate.
And what comes after that?
Yes, the SUGAR RUSH.
Then we get all hyper and forget everything else.


REASON THREE.
Girls. We tend to think we're all 'pretty' on some level.
[If you don't think you're even the slightest way pretty,
You need some confident boost! Everyone's pretty! =) ]
You see, we tend to take photos of ourselves.
Or as they call it, "cam-whoring" or "self-portraits"
Or the Manglish term, "SS" .
And when we do, we'll tend to waste like... 10 minutes?
Just trying to get the correct angle.
(Past experience, I rarely do it anymore. I don't think I'm pretty anymore.lol)


REASON FOUR.
Girls tend to daydream more.
Wondering about their looks,
Planning their next shopping trip,
What kinda haircut suits her best.
What to blog next. XD
*Ehemmm. etc.


REASON FIVE.
Girls. We have mood swings.
I'll just leave it at that.

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Anyway. Back to real-life school tales!


It was the first day of school after the one-week holiday.
It was the first period.
It was.......... MATHS.
*Aiksss. Crap*

Then the teacher came strolling in,
*So hebat. Like tak ada holiday langsung. Like the usual hardworking her*
And all of us were like zombies in school uniforms.
(Wow. Scary =p)

Teacher : Class. Have you done the homework I gave you the other day?
Students : Not...... allll...... hehe~
Teacher : But why....?
Student One : Can't remember how to get the answer...
Teacher : But I thought you were very clear the other day...
Student One : We were. But the holidays blurred it up again.

After continuing the lesson for a little while longer.
Everyone seemed to be in a daze.
Until....
Teacher : Class? Do you understand...?
Student : ..................... *Blur look on face*
Teacher : Hello, class? Helloo??
Student One : ....Errr....... Hi???

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A student scoots off beside the teacher...
Student : Erm.. Teacher arh.. How to know which is which arh?
Teacher : Oh, you need to use the formula..
Student : Ya, but which one? [=.=]
Teacher : The formula.
Student : I know, but which one? [=.=?!?!]
Teacher : That formula I taught you the other day.
Student : Ohhhhhhhh~ Okay okay.

Student runs back to her seat.
Student Two : So, what did the teacher told you? Which formula?
Student One : I have no idea.

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The teacher was teaching.
We were listening...
Teacher suddenly spots a student.
"Ok kahhh??!!"
Student flips back to reality from day-dreaming.
"OK BARHHHHH~"
*Sorry Sir. =p

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The teacher was explaining something.
Uninterested, the student continued on trying to pay attention.
Time passed. Still uninterested.
Then started to get tired, bored. and SLEEPY.
*Student rubs eyes*
Teacher continues on a lil longer.
*Student rubs eyes*
The whole thing repeated for a few more times.
Finally, the teacher said.
"Stop it, or you'll go blind."

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WHY GIRLS HAVE A GOOD TIME
WHEN THEY'RE STUDYING

REASON ONE
Girls. We have long hair.
We're bound to be caught with our hands in our hair.
Be it playing, tying, twisting, pony-tailing. Or well, ... flirting? =p
> It's kinda fun, no?


REASON TWO.
Girls. We need chocolate.
Most girls I know have cravings for chocolates like, everyday.
So you see, when we're bored. We'll eat.
What do we eat? Chocolate.
And what comes after that?
Yes, the SUGAR RUSH.
Then we get all hyper and forget everything else.
> Come on, let's face it.
Being hyper beats bored with books, right?


REASON THREE.
Girls. We tend to think we're all 'pretty' on some level.
[If you don't think you're even the slightest way pretty,
You need some confident boost! Everyone's pretty! =) ]
You see, we tend to take photos of ourselves.
Or as they call it, "cam-whoring" or "self-portraits"
Or the Manglish term, "SS" .
And when we do, we'll tend to waste like... 10 minutes?
Just trying to get the correct angle.
(Past experience, I rarely do it anymore. I don't think I'm pretty anymore. lol)
> At least we look good doing it.


REASON FOUR.
Girls tend to daydream more.
Wondering about their looks,
Planning their next shopping trip,
What kinda haircut suits her best.
What to blog next. XD
*Ehemmm. etc.
> Daydreaming is fun,
Also, blogging too. =)


REASON FIVE.
Girls. We have mood swings.
I'll just leave it at that.
> There's nothing good about this. Scram

Guys, make things happen for me to blog. =p