- Jokes : [TENSION] Part 1 -

I'm starting to stress a lil liao.
I'm not sure about the others lah.
But somehow, I just can't seem to finish my homework.
And revise everything else.
Seems endless to me. >.<

Some stories going on in my class lately. _______________________________________________

Teacher : Oe... Ooo... Err... How do you pronounce this? [Osteichthyes]
Student : ..... Just call it a fish.
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Teacher : Did you guys study last night?
Students : Yes!!!
Teacher : Okay. State the Aufbau Principle.
All students : According to the principle, electrons fill orbitals
starting at the lowest available (possible) energy states
before filling higher states.
Teacher : Ok.

Next Day.

Teacher : Did you study last night?
Students : No.
Teacher : Hah??? Why?
Students : You didn't ask us to.
Teacher : ...
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Student One : Wah, the next part of this chapter is especially hard.
So many things to memorize, have to pay extra attention later.
Student Two : Wah, really? Ok Ok!
Teacher : Next, Menstrual Cycle. You have learnt it before in Form 5 right? Go home read up yourself k.

Students : Omigod.
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Teacher : Copy down the answer first. I will explain it to you later.
*After a while*
Teacher : Ok. Who can explain this to me?
*Silence*
Teacher : AIYO!!! You guys just copy but never try to read or
understand the question!?
Students : But you said you'd explain it to us!
Teacher : ...
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Teacher : Seems that the only person who finished this paper is Jay.
Turns to Jay, "Jay. You so pretty today. New haircut?"
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Teacher walks around to check the drawings done by the students.
Teacher : Eh! Not like this. The carbon atom is not ON the bonds!
It's CONNECTED to the bonds. Erase this. No marks will be given like this.
Student : Ohhhh.. Ok lah. Yalah Yalah. I know. Tak payah padam lah.
(Oh. I see. It's okay. I know my mistake. There's no need to erase it)
Teacher : ..... ??!?!
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Teacher : In liverworts, the sperm must swim from the antheridia
where they are produced, to the archegonium. The archegonium
is the one that looks like an umbrella............
Student : Ella... Ella... Ella... Eh. Eh. Eh~~
Teacher : =.=
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The other day,
We had the WORST Maths class ever.
It was seriously mind-numbing.
Bloody.

Probability Density Function. f (x)

Cumulative Distribution Function. F(x)


2 COMPLETELY different things.
Yet, They BOTH makes you wanna hurt yourself.

The teacher discussed a particular question for minutes.
And all the students went, ''HARRRRR??????"
Teacher repeated everything. Step by step.
Teacher : "Ok now??"
*Silence*

Teaher repeats again.

Just then, A few students suddenly went off.
As in, gila.
ARGHHHHHH!?!?!?
Some banged the desk. Others shouted.
I did both.

After another explanation or two. We finally got it.
Teacher : Okay, we stop here. And also, I might be taking the last two periods today. We will continue the lesson then.
Students : NOOOOOOOOOOOO.

After the teacher left.
Student : *Looks at her walking away* This teacher is heartless. [KIDDINGLY]
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Teacher : So how are you guys lately? Feeling stressed yet? Tension?
Students : Noooooo laaaahhh.
I nodded. No one saw.

Teacher : Really? Okay. Good. In the future, I will give out 2 full papers per week (24 big questions). And also, do not forget the topical sets, okay? And soon, there will be 'Score A' papers. And Clinic Mathematics as well.
Altogether : TENSION TENSION TENSION TENSION TENSION !!!

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Don't get me wrong.
I know we have GREAT teachers.
Experienced. Awesome. Responsible.
But 4 months to STPM?
Everything has doubled.

By the way.
Heads up for the people who hangs out with me.
I might break down once in a while.
As in shed a tear or two.
But please just ignore me.
This is how I cope with it.
By being freaky.

Also, I get constant headaches and stuff.
So, if I do not reply to your conversations.
I'm probably rubbing my head.

Here comes the hair loss

- Such a Girly Day Out -

:)
Went out again,
Yes, I know.

Had lunch with Tiffany, Tina and Marcella in Olive.
Not my favourite place, but it was okay~~

After lunch we went to hang out in Eastern Plaza.
Cause Tiff wanted a tour. =p

Oh ya,
Definitely had a tour! :)
We went to hang out in Promenade Hotel's Lobby.
We sat there for a while, and decided to go around the Hotel.

Tiffany

Marcella

Tina

And me.
We loved the backlight.

After the short tour,
We went back to the shopping mall.
And did this.

Yes, just like little girls.

End product.

Tina with hers.

And mine. Was smudged a little. :(

Then yet again,
We went back to the hotel lobby.
=p

To have this. RM 7.50 !

Picture of The Day:

We fooled around in the lift. =p

Whose next?
:)

- The First [and Only] Day Without Maths Class! -

It was pretty amazing.
So rare. =p ~~

We were trying out the games that we prepared,
For PPSMI next week.
What's the point? Sigh.

For sure, everything's about MATHS lah barhhh.

Mr and Mrs Bean!
Testing your skills of using chopsticks.

Everyone gets a try.

Still in progress!

These people = too free.

Our juniors a.k.a our guinea pigs.

Who teach you throw money de?!

This is a pretty cool game. :)

This game is a liar.

After school,
I tagged along for lunch.
We had Mongolian Chicken Rice.
Wah!! :)

This is the one that took down the 'food-tong' ...
Lek, that's you. =p

Next week go where eat arh?
:-)

- Best Picture Out There -

Or well...
In here.

Stolen from Christopher.

As idiotic as I looked,
ME is the one that is partially in and out of the photo.
I still love this picture,
But not up in Facebook lah. Malu saje

Look at everyone's faces...
:)

By the way, if you're wondering.
We set 6 cameras on 10-second timers. (all at once)
And I was rushing to get in the shot.
But one by one, the camera tipped over and shot everything else,
EXCEPT US.

But seriously,
One of the best.

- Tinagat Outing -

My 100th post baby!

This is so cool.
Wahahhaha.
Me so happy.

Well,
I'll post about the picnic-outing-thingy I had last Sunday.
It was a small gathering of Intan + Berlian peeps.

I'll just skip to the pictures.
Cause well, no one's gonna read all the crap I type here.
=p

Everyone preparing the food.

Potluck Lunch. :)

Mr George.
Now, with a really cute tiny mustache.

As tall as Chok. =p

Pretty :-)

Nice ey?

This is what you get.
If you know someone,
Who knows someone-who knows someone
Who owns his own private land.

A tree that tears like paper. Seriously.

I love this. Hehe.

Alex. Er.......... =p

Don't worry. All over 18 now.

Me, Vincent and Cikgu Wong. :)

Me and Maizai.

Tukar orang nia.

Maizai & CCC.

Wheeeeeee.

Wooohooo!

Rape case going on. Kaka.
It's supposed to be the other way around huh? XD

Awesome flower.

And the group picture. :)

I'm making you guys miss home,
Aren't I?
Buahahahahahha~

- Telematch 09 -

Yes, It's finally over.
After a whole month of meetings and organizing,
Improving the games here and there.

Crap!
We're done!

A day before the real thing,
We went to school to set up everything.
The station games and stuff.

Jin Yee and Pui San.

After making the sidelines.

Good weather we having. =p

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And then the day begins.
We had to go early, at 6am to get the stuff ready.
We were just like walking zombies.

Preparing the games.

*errrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

About 105 participants,
From SMKT, SMSP & SMK Kuhara.

Boon is so cute, being the temporary MC.

Handling the icebreaking games...
While....

We had a lil fun of our own. :)

WanYee jie and me.

Eric - the MJ wannabe & *errrrr.........* Chia.

We weren't bullying, it's part of the game =p

Joey vs Zhi Zhuang.

Not long after, the REAL games begin.

*Evil laugh*

I was at my station the whole time.
So Viv helped me snap some photos when she went longkai~ :)
Thanks Viv.

They said : "Jie Jie, Why so smelly de..... "

Well, because everyone's been stepping on the thing
that you're passing above your head.....??? lolx

At another station...
Very =.=

Very awesome picture.

A pail vs a cup.
Hmmmmm

And at my station, This was part of the game.

Wear that, and poke the balloons filled with water. =p

Another part? This.
Teaching "CUPS"

*Testing our patience*

Me and TanLek took less than 5 minutes,
To teach a group of 4-5 participants the game.
Then, they are challenged to earn more points.

Take a look.



Cute? :-)

Props to Interact BOD. (Except to those who didn't help. Poo you)
Props to The helpers. (Sorry for your muscle aches)
And also Props to All the participants.

It was kinda fun.
But NO, we will not do it again.